Puckzilla's On The Loose

Name's Noah Puckerman. Most people call me Puck.
26 years old. I run and own a country-wide pool-cleaning business, and have decided to settle in good ol' New York, New York.
Who I Follow

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“So…how’s New York for you?” he asked around a mouthful.

“Well, I’ve gone a whole month with out someone threatening to kill me,” Sebastian said, slightly amused. “Picked up a crap job, living the life I guess,” he shrugged, finishing his glass of wine. 

Puck chuckled. “And have sex with a hot guy on the side?” he asked slyly.

Sebastian chuckled, “That too,” he winked. 

He smirked back at him. “Glad you enjoy it as much as I do.”

He chuckled and contemplated another slice of pizza before finally taking one omre and putting it on his plate. “You don’t normally fool around with guys though, do you? I was under the impression you went for girls more often than not.”

“No, not usually…but it happens occasionally,” Puck shrugged. “I am more of a ladies man though.”

Sebastian grinned and finished his last slice of pizza, wiping his hands on his napkin and finishing the glass of wine in front of him. He wondered curiously if Puck with with guys occasionally out of convenience, or if there was another reason, but he figured it probably wasn’t a good question to ask out loud. 

Puck gobbled down the last few bites of his own slice, as well as his wine, humming in satisfaction. “That hit the spot,” he murmured.

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“So…how’s New York for you?” he asked around a mouthful.

“Well, I’ve gone a whole month with out someone threatening to kill me,” Sebastian said, slightly amused. “Picked up a crap job, living the life I guess,” he shrugged, finishing his glass of wine. 

Puck chuckled. “And have sex with a hot guy on the side?” he asked slyly.

Sebastian chuckled, “That too,” he winked. 

He smirked back at him. “Glad you enjoy it as much as I do.”

He chuckled and contemplated another slice of pizza before finally taking one omre and putting it on his plate. “You don’t normally fool around with guys though, do you? I was under the impression you went for girls more often than not.”

"No, not usually…but it happens occasionally," Puck shrugged. "I am more of a ladies man though."

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“So…how’s New York for you?” he asked around a mouthful.

“Well, I’ve gone a whole month with out someone threatening to kill me,” Sebastian said, slightly amused. “Picked up a crap job, living the life I guess,” he shrugged, finishing his glass of wine. 

Puck chuckled. “And have sex with a hot guy on the side?” he asked slyly.

Sebastian chuckled, “That too,” he winked. 

He smirked back at him. “Glad you enjoy it as much as I do.”

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“Yeah, I miss her a ton. But we Skype and talk on the phone… It’s not as bad as it could be…” Puck took another sip from his wine glass and grabbed a slice.

“That’s good,” Sebastian said. “How about Quinn, are they close, her and Beth?” He took a slice of pizza but left it on his plate, waiting for it to cool.

“Ah, she hasn’t really seen her much since she was two… Shelby gives her updates, but I was the one that was really there during Beth’s childhood,” he shrugged, biting into his piece.

Sebastian nodded in understanding. “Well I’m sure you’re a good dad,” he said, finally taking a bite of his pizza.

“Thanks,” he said, smiling wanly at him, devouring half his slice.

Sebastian smiled a little at him and then finished off his first slice of pizza, moving to a second one and drinking from his wine glass. 

“So…how’s New York for you?” he asked around a mouthful.

“Well, I’ve gone a whole month with out someone threatening to kill me,” Sebastian said, slightly amused. “Picked up a crap job, living the life I guess,” he shrugged, finishing his glass of wine. 

Puck chuckled. “And have sex with a hot guy on the side?” he asked slyly.

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“Yeah, I miss her a ton. But we Skype and talk on the phone… It’s not as bad as it could be…” Puck took another sip from his wine glass and grabbed a slice.

“That’s good,” Sebastian said. “How about Quinn, are they close, her and Beth?” He took a slice of pizza but left it on his plate, waiting for it to cool.

“Ah, she hasn’t really seen her much since she was two… Shelby gives her updates, but I was the one that was really there during Beth’s childhood,” he shrugged, biting into his piece.

Sebastian nodded in understanding. “Well I’m sure you’re a good dad,” he said, finally taking a bite of his pizza.

“Thanks,” he said, smiling wanly at him, devouring half his slice.

Sebastian smiled a little at him and then finished off his first slice of pizza, moving to a second one and drinking from his wine glass. 

"So…how’s New York for you?" he asked around a mouthful.

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“Yeah, I miss her a ton. But we Skype and talk on the phone… It’s not as bad as it could be…” Puck took another sip from his wine glass and grabbed a slice.

“That’s good,” Sebastian said. “How about Quinn, are they close, her and Beth?” He took a slice of pizza but left it on his plate, waiting for it to cool.

“Ah, she hasn’t really seen her much since she was two… Shelby gives her updates, but I was the one that was really there during Beth’s childhood,” he shrugged, biting into his piece.

Sebastian nodded in understanding. “Well I’m sure you’re a good dad,” he said, finally taking a bite of his pizza.

"Thanks," he said, smiling wanly at him, devouring half his slice.

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“Things are…okay,” he shrugged, playing with his napkin. “My friend Quinn moved in with me…”

“You’ve mentioned her before….” Sebastian said, thinking. “Why is she familiar, she went to high school with you and Kurt and them right?”

“Yeah…And she had my baby,” Puck said, biting his lip.

“Well shit, no baggage there,” Sebastian said. Puck had mentioned his daughter before, but somehow it didn’t occur to Sebastian that the little girl obviously had a mother too. “So Quinn living with you…good thing?”

He rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, I think so. It’s weird, I mean, I still have really strong feelings for her, but she’s kinda…distant. I dunno.”

“Is Beth there with you too?” Sebastian asked, letting the curiosity get the better of him. “Sorry, shut me up if I’m prying, I tend to get nosy.”

“No, it’s fine,” he answered. “Beth’s with her adoptive mom, still in California. She’s supposed to come visit soon, they both are.”

“Oh that’s good,” Sebastian said. Their pizza was delivered and their wine glasses refilled. “Do you miss her? Your daughter? California’s a little far from New York…”

“Yeah, I miss her a ton. But we Skype and talk on the phone… It’s not as bad as it could be…” Puck took another sip from his wine glass and grabbed a slice.

“That’s good,” Sebastian said. “How about Quinn, are they close, her and Beth?” He took a slice of pizza but left it on his plate, waiting for it to cool.

"Ah, she hasn’t really seen her much since she was two… Shelby gives her updates, but I was the one that was really there during Beth’s childhood," he shrugged, biting into his piece.

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“Things are…okay,” he shrugged, playing with his napkin. “My friend Quinn moved in with me…”

“You’ve mentioned her before….” Sebastian said, thinking. “Why is she familiar, she went to high school with you and Kurt and them right?”

“Yeah…And she had my baby,” Puck said, biting his lip.

“Well shit, no baggage there,” Sebastian said. Puck had mentioned his daughter before, but somehow it didn’t occur to Sebastian that the little girl obviously had a mother too. “So Quinn living with you…good thing?”

He rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, I think so. It’s weird, I mean, I still have really strong feelings for her, but she’s kinda…distant. I dunno.”

“Is Beth there with you too?” Sebastian asked, letting the curiosity get the better of him. “Sorry, shut me up if I’m prying, I tend to get nosy.”

“No, it’s fine,” he answered. “Beth’s with her adoptive mom, still in California. She’s supposed to come visit soon, they both are.”

“Oh that’s good,” Sebastian said. Their pizza was delivered and their wine glasses refilled. “Do you miss her? Your daughter? California’s a little far from New York…”

"Yeah, I miss her a ton. But we Skype and talk on the phone… It’s not as bad as it could be…" Puck took another sip from his wine glass and grabbed a slice.

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“Things are…okay,” he shrugged, playing with his napkin. “My friend Quinn moved in with me…”

“You’ve mentioned her before….” Sebastian said, thinking. “Why is she familiar, she went to high school with you and Kurt and them right?”

“Yeah…And she had my baby,” Puck said, biting his lip.

“Well shit, no baggage there,” Sebastian said. Puck had mentioned his daughter before, but somehow it didn’t occur to Sebastian that the little girl obviously had a mother too. “So Quinn living with you…good thing?”

He rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, I think so. It’s weird, I mean, I still have really strong feelings for her, but she’s kinda…distant. I dunno.”

“Is Beth there with you too?” Sebastian asked, letting the curiosity get the better of him. “Sorry, shut me up if I’m prying, I tend to get nosy.”

"No, it’s fine," he answered. "Beth’s with her adoptive mom, still in California. She’s supposed to come visit soon, they both are."

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“Things are…okay,” he shrugged, playing with his napkin. “My friend Quinn moved in with me…”

“You’ve mentioned her before….” Sebastian said, thinking. “Why is she familiar, she went to high school with you and Kurt and them right?”

“Yeah…And she had my baby,” Puck said, biting his lip.

“Well shit, no baggage there,” Sebastian said. Puck had mentioned his daughter before, but somehow it didn’t occur to Sebastian that the little girl obviously had a mother too. “So Quinn living with you…good thing?”

He rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, I think so. It’s weird, I mean, I still have really strong feelings for her, but she’s kinda…distant. I dunno.”